derpinnism: Do you ever leave the house feeling like Then half way through the day realise you just look like
fasterfood: stayingstrong-movingon: jawnsolo: ninjawear: howtodresswell: would u punch a kid for $500,000 shit I’ll do it for $10 i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid we shouldn’t be punching kids u guise looks like we found the kid who you’ll all be punching
charlene-lopez: omg who recorded me….
When Emma Stone auditioned for Easy A she was told to go home and shoot a confession video on her computer using her own webcam.
iphone420: No one is allowed to look at or talk to me without an appointment
oneandonlyjoyce: The life of a fan girl
3rd Cross Country Try Outs Rant
Frustration. I have so many feelings. I’m upset. I feel like coach is being so messed up! For people at school who didn’t train and try out during the summer, our team was holding a week long training session then on Friday (today) would be the last try out. He told the new runners trying out that if your a returner you have to make it in a minute or 2 better than your PR. Okay first...
yourefuckingannoying: how is it possible to give birth to such BEAUTIFUL looking twins
orgasmic-humor: I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not
overlordleaveshiswife: tltty: everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun
A two minute black out just happened. It was the middle of the night, I walked into my kitchen flipped the light switch then the mother fucking lights went out. I freaked out because I thought there was a ghost so I ran to the hallway to turn the hallway light on but it didn’t turn on! In a instant I was surrounded by darkness! But thankfully my mom and my sister were awake and the lights...
Okay what is not OK is that our school raised the lunch price to $2.75! That is no! No! Even though it’s 25 more cents than last year, it’s a big difference! I’m basically paying 3 dollars plus they changed the size of the apple juice and changed the chips! The apple juice shrunk! No! That’s the best drink! Plus there running out of food! The time I get into line it’s...
me: can i use the restroom
teacher: i don't know can you
me: bitch i will shit on your desk
c-n-p: zygiesongcuan: thoughts-in-a-lone-slumber: callistolove: chii24: gaiabil: pap-owo: andrewbreitel: THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR the q is silent holy fuck wtf holy shit what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what I will never not reblog this. what the heck did I just...
churchofcheesus: my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
joydivsion: taking my bra off after a hard day of being a girl
So I was this CLOSE to going to the RNG workshop but sadly it didn’t happen. Rated Next Generation from America’s Best Dance Crew is one of my all time favorite crews/inspiration. I admire them so much, their one of my role models in dancing. I was obsessed with them during ABDC so when my friend asked me if I wanted to go to their workshop today I was beyond ecstatic, I was freaking...